Weekday morning. McWolfe household.
Mike: “OK, time to go, you’re running late. No more dawdling.”
Lisa (not in the mood to go to work yet, Lisa wanders into the bedroom to pick up her scarf): “Anyone would think you have a secret lover arriving at this house at 8:45am sharp.”
Mike (handing Lisa her lunch) “Maybe I do. Her name is Madame “Todo List.””
Lisa (meandering towards the front door): “Where are my keys?”
Mike: “I have no idea.”
Lisa: “Well what good are you, then?”
Mike: “No good at all, clearly. Maybe you should look on http://www.findabetterhusband.com. You might find them there.”